| "In My Life... I've loved you more."
yesterday my crazy girlfriend persuaded me to buy an ipod. Yep, just like that.
There I am eating a hoagie, next thing I know I'm checking out an ipod.
its crazy.
that kind of money.
just to spend it.
she does this all the time.
she drives me crazy.
I love her. |
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| Skinna Marinky dinky dink
Skinna Marinky doo
I love you
I love you in the morning
and in the afternoon
I love you in the evening
and underneth the moOooOoN
Skinna Marinky Dinky Dink
Skinna Marinky Doo
I LOVE YOU!!! |
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| "ACCO 40"
::static::
"over and out"
i reached for my hand gun.
"ACCO 40 private, on your guard now"
"we have an ACCO 40 - do you copy?!??"
hesitating, I grabbed the walkie talkie:
"No sargeant sir! I do not copy!"
I threw the device on the ground and wasted a bullet on it. |
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| I'm seeing those Beatles perform in less than a week.
oh fuck yes. |
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| Thank you Nicole, for publicizing every detail of my arrest. That makes it so much more respectable.
But, to clear one thing up, there was no peach tree, and I wasn't throwing them alone, I had met this black kid named Jamal - they were his peaches. He only got away 'cause he ran faster. Besides, I tripped over the bush I was behind.
I wonder what an old lady's hospital bill costs... |
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